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Pedophilia (Naked Girl)
03:04
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Naked girl,
please put on your dress
because on my mind
you look so stressed.
Naked girl,
it's not your fault.
No, it's mine
so don't call me small.
Who am I to say, you're so sexy?
Because when you smile,
I turn into a pedophile.
Naked girl,
don't kung-fu me
because I know
you're no Bruce Lee.
Naked girl,
it's not your fault.
No, it's mine
so don't call me small.
Who am I to say, you're so sexy?
Because when you smile,
I turn into a pedophile.
(guitar solo)
Who am I to say, you're so sexy?
Because when you smile,
I turn into a pedophile.
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2. |
Sex Ain't Love
03:08
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Hey man, they ain't cool
and don't say "I love you"
because that ain't love,
that's sex.
And there's a bird on the street
that's doesn't want to fly.
There are pretty colors everywhere
alright.
Then, I saw a couple on a bench,
then I punched them in the face and I said,
"That ain't love, that's sex!"
and it hurts like hell.
Sex ain't love.
Wait, where's the moon?
I thought it was right next to me.
But instead, there's a platypus in my hand.
So I put it down,
then I sit down next to it.
But it crawls to my pants,
so I get pissed.
Then, I saw a couple on a bench,
then I punched them in the face and I said,
"That ain't love, that's sex!"
and it hurts like hell.
Sex ain't love.
(guitar solo)
Then I saw a couple on a bench,
then I punched them in the face and I said,
"That ain't love, that's sex!"
and it hurts like hell.
Sex ain't love.
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3. |
Conyo From Ateneo
03:39
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Yaya, I want you to buy me some chichirya.
If you don't want to, karma.
Mommy, I want a puppy.
(No!)
Ano? You don't want an aso?
Fine.
Yo, I am Ganito
Cause I'm a conyo from Ateneo.
Yaya, don't make kalikot my iPod
cause it's high t-tech t-tech.
My iPod.
Daddy, I made sira to the Ferrari.
You know the one made in Italy?
Sorry.
Yo, I am Ganito
Cause I'm a conyo from Ateneo.
Hassel sa massel, strain sa brain
bad vibes man, nakaka-insane.
Yo, I am Ganito
Cause I'm a conyo from Ateneo.
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4. |
BAD
02:28
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One time, I was like going somewhere
And I was like..
I'm bad,
so bad.
Check these chords.
B-A-D
I don't care
cause I'm sexy
super sexy
yeah yeah yeah
I'm bad,
so bad.
Check out these chords.
B-A-D
Do you think I'm sexy?
Well maybe too sexy?
SUPER SEXY.
uh uh UH
I'm bad,
so bad.
Check out these chords.
B-A-D
So douchebag,
YOU'RE NOT SEXY.
if you want to be sexy,
then do a solo.
(guitarsolo)
or 2 solos?
(super solo)
What about 3 solos?!
(super sexy guitar solo)
I'm bad,
so bad.
Check out these chords.
B-A-D
*Sexy cat sounds*
We got no ending.
We'll count to 3.
So here's our ending,
1, 2, 3.
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5. |
Unrequited Love
03:26
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I tried to move on from what's your deceit;
A kiss that's piercing through my ear.
But your words, I can't hold dear
cause you're stupid. You're lying.
It's killing you underneath
cause you know it won't fill in the gap
from all his sweet for nothing crap
I've seen you suck that guy's face.
It's disgusting.
Cut my wrist.
Cut my other wrist.
Please please please oh kill me.
Kill me.
Throw your toothpastes at me
cause I stink and I don't have any friends.
I can't smoke electricity cause you threw me out.
Oh you threw me out.
And now the burger's running to the street
and got run over by a fish bowl.
Goodbye fish bowl.
Goodbye burger.
Cut my wrist.
Cut my other wrist.
Please please please oh kill me.
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Kill me.
Kill me (42x)
Huhuhuhuhuhu
Cut my wrist.
Cut my other wrist.
Please please please oh kill me.
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Kill me.
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